-
Take
a picture!
-
I
am.
-
Don’t
miss the clouds!
-
I’m
not.
-
Why
are you smiling?
-
Because
you are funny.
-
You
are funny too but did you take the picture?
-
I
did.
-
Let
me see. Hey, you were looking at my tits!
-
Of
course, I can see them without using the microscope.
-
Shut
up.
-
I’m
sorry.
-
You
look like an accordion.
-
Thank
you.
-
What’s
with this smell?
-
It’s
from her.
-
My
god…
-
Yup,
she killed my nostrils.
-
What
do you mean?
-
I
mean my eyes are in tears.
-
Oh,
true, true! I mean, yeah, you could feel it from far.
-
Let’s
not think about it.
-
Funny…
Tell me about that cinema.
-
No.
-
Ok…
-
So,
it’s around Bersarinplatz and it’s cool, small and cozy, user friendly.
-
Wanna
see a film?
-
I
don’t know what’s on.
-
A
random one.
-
Yeah,
but I overreacted when I said that films are cool all the time. Actually, I
don’t think I overreac…
-
It’s
starting to rain. We can check it out anyway or spend some time inside their café,
right?
-
If
we want to…
-
You
don’t want to?
-
I
think I do, but it is so nice here…
-
Yes
it is. I wonder how you didn’t notice those frisbee players.
-
I
did.
-
…
-
I
know I am cool.
-
Yes
you are.
-
No,
miss, it’s you who are.
-
Who
what?
-
Who
is? Hah, how do I say it?
-
It’s
“who you”, it’s “you who”…
-
You
mean you?
-
Yes.
-
So
it’s you who are… As in “it’s you who are interested in me”, not vice versa.
-
Say
what?
-
What?!
-
I
think it is you who is, not who are, because “it” should be the same like
“who”, so it’s “it is” and “who is”.
-
Where?
-
I’m
talking about…
-
Yes,
I know, you are right. And you are beautiful.
-
You
must be the same. I’m hanging out with you, aren’t I?
-
You
have standards.
-
I
surely do.
-
Tell
me about your city.
-
It’s
nice.
-
I
love the way you pronounce it.
-
I
love you.
-
…
-
Arghh,
now I will punish you!
-
Ouch,
aww, awww, ouch, stop it… damn it I have a cut there.
-
Say
it!
-
I
love you! But I wanted to say it nicely, not like this… Do you want a beer?
-
Nah…
-
There’s
some water.
-
I
know.
-
Where
is it?
-
Here.
-
It’s
good.
-
Next
topic: the weather?
-
Of
course, it’s funky here, totally unpredictable.
-
Funky
for you, maybe…
-
True…
-
But
we can talk about it, if it comforts you.
-
No,
thank you.
-
We
can try some frisbee.
-
You
hate frisbee, it’s boring for you.
-
Yeah,
but I don’t really hate it.
-
Ok
let’s rock and roll, mujer!
-
Si,
si… How do you say again in…?
-
“Da”,
“da”. And “nu” stands for “no”.
-
So
how do I hold it?
-
It’s
easy; basically you have to throw it all the time. All body and arm are
relaxed, except for the fingers…
-
Like
this?
-
Mnnnyeah…
And you must add some spin and…
-
Take
it easy I won’t kill anyone.
-
I
thought you would throw it. So it’s like…
-
Oops,
that was close!
-
Entschuldigung…
I go get it.
-
Sorreee!
-
No,
it’s ok, I mean…
-
I
told you it’s boring.
-
Yeah,
but we didn’t even…
-
I
know, but I tried. Thank you for kissing me.
-
I
am kissing you, because I know you tried. Imagine what I’d do to you if you
tried harder.
-
You’d
do what?!
-
You
know…
-
Ok,
so we play again or…
-
I’m
not insisting.
-
Please
do insist. You must know, not all things are easy in life.
-
You
are so deep! From where all this wisdom?
-
DNA,
baby!
-
I
must meet your relatives so that I know who I’m worshiping.
-
You
can worship me.
-
Thank
you.
-
You’re
welcome.
-
Let’s
sit here, it will rain.
-
Leeet’s
siiiit heeerreeee, it wiiilll raaaiiiinnn…
-
Hah,
it sounded like Sweet Child of Mine from Guns n Roses.
-
I
like that song!
-
Oh
well…
-
She
got a smile and a… na-na-na… Reminds of childhood na-na-na…
-
You
don’t even know it.
-
I
know it.
-
And
the guitar goes like Tee-nee-nee nee-nee—nee-nee-nee, tee-nee-nee… Ok I don’t
want to do this.
-
Oh,
oh, oh, oh sweet child of miiiine…
-
Oh,
oh, oh oh-o sweet child of miiine…
-
Let’s
mooove from hee-eere let’s go-oh hooome…
-
Be-caaaauuse
it’s raaaiiiaiiaaiining…
-
Haha,
do it again!
-
Raaaiiiaaaiiiaaiiaiianing!
-
That
was scary!
-
Yeah!
It still is! I heard a cover of this song won the Eurovision.
-
You
are bad.
-
I
am a bad boy yardee. You know…
-
Snatch,
but I don’t remember.
-
The
guy who was like “I create bodies, I don’t erase them”. Which street is this
one?
-
A
new one.
-
Interesting…
-
You’ve
never been here?
-
No
and apparently I’ve never been to a beautiful part of Volkspark Friedrichshain
until two days ago.
-
Yeah
I know…
-
I’ve
said this before?
-
Yes
you did.
-
You
know, there comes a time when, at some point in your life…
-
You
start to forget!
-
No…
You get wiser and a lot of important thoughts fill the brain and…
-
And
you stop remembering things!
-
Exactly!
-
Well,
it’s a good thing we can take pictures.
-
Fuck,
I forgot the camera, let’s run!
-
Don’t
worry, it’s still there.
-
I
can’t sleep on that.
-
Ok,
I’m running.
-
Hey
listen, I’ll run, ok? I see you there.
-
Ok.
-
So?
-
So,
it’s gone.
-
Damn…
-
Yeah…
I mean, look at the sky, that would’ve been a great photo, with us and…
-
True,
come here… You know, we have it all printed inside our heads.
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